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Jokes About Dentists

Posted by Z Dental Group - August 31st, 2011

*** A lady entered the dentist’s surgery in an obvious state of agitation. The dentist tried to calm her down, assuring her that he would no nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously as the dentist began sterilizing all the required equipment. When he asked her to open […]

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Dental Joke

Posted by Z Dental Group - February 28th, 2011

A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl’s place for a drink. A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands. The girl looked at […]

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‘Can you give my dog braces?’ and other odd dental requests

Posted by Z Dental Group - February 22nd, 2011

Dentists are the experts when it comes to oral care, but sometimes patients have special requests for their smiles. Prosthetic fangs, gold ‘grills’, tooth tattoos – these might sound crazy to you, but wait until you hear some other requests. The Chicago Dental Society surveyed more than 300 members to find out the strangest dental […]

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JOKE

Posted by Z Dental Group - February 10th, 2011

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.

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JOKE

Posted by Z Dental Group - February 10th, 2011

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, ” Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? ” The dentist replies ” Sure you […]

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JOKE

Posted by Z Dental Group - February 10th, 2011

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?” The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife […]

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Pulling The Tooth

Posted by Z Dental Group - February 9th, 2011

The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man’s tooth. ‘No way! No needles. I hate needles’ the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on […]

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